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List of Bad Jokes

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:39:56 -0400

My father said i couldn’t get a tattoo, but after he died i got one on top of his grave just to prove to him I could do it “over his dead body”

in the south when someone wants to sit in the front do they just shoot each other with shotgun’s rather than yelling it?

My dog is just about to escape, but doesn’t want to leave….he’s on the fence

Apparently the Baha Men are gay but have been keeping it a secret? Luckily, their new single Who let the dogs out of the closet explains it all though.

did you here about the guy who finished the race with one leg? He really went out on a limb.

did you hear about the towel salesman that went big? He really went from rags to riches!

when to satanist group and started arguing with them about the economy, for some reason they always played devil’s advocate

I wonder if when Google wave failed, the CEO said back to the drawing board

was doing the cantor fractal in class today when someone ripped it up, I guess im back to square one!

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Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:06:22 -0500

Acute Math Rap (2)

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:57:52 -0500

They call me Mshah, on the street

But in reality, Im just a geek

Math is my subject, but science too

Excuse the pun but this might go askew

I’m the king of the nerds

And I’m about to drop some words

So you better listenya’ll

Thisgonna break the cell wall

Rough ER Smooth ER Golgi apparatus

Don’t forget I have the highest math status

I served General In World War mu

If you think I lie look it up on Yahoo!

I know equations for acceleration and velocity

If I didn’t know that it would be an atrocity

Physics is my favorite sport

I like how they transfer up and down the serial port

Sig fig errors gotta watch out

Paralax is setting in making me shout

Chicks dig trig and are attracted to me

In fact I went to pet store and bought three

Sometimes I can be irrational they call me pi

I respond At least Im not imaginary just like i

I go up to girls and ask them their sin

I wonder if its sigma much like mine

They tell me im a dork

And I don’t care because atleast…. I can calculate torque

I can do inverse tangents in my head

It replaces sex as I do it on the bed

After homework I take a break

I play ping pong by myself until I ache

Word problems, they are fun

How long does it take if the bullet is fired from the gun

I calculate the heights velocity and time

I get a number and better yet it’s prime

The others nerds ask me questions every day

Questions with beta and alpha rays

I call them scrubs and also noobs

They might as well be in vacuum tube

I pwn the noobs in the game runescape

They are so young it’s like statutory rape

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Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:48:13 -0500

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Sun, 01 Jan 2012 23:37:18 -0500

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Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:10:06 -0500

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Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:10:05 -0500

Acute Math Rap

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:10:00 -0500

Yo yo my fellow geeks

Its been a while, why so bleak

I be chillin in my domain

Doin math like its cocaine

And better yet

I’ve got it all set

I’ve been workin on my rhymes

So don’t take me for granite

I traveled the world

And explored the planet

I’ve seen a mole of moles

And talked to Avogadro

I met him in the country

of Montenegro

I’ve seen 2 turn into 3

I call it optimus prime

I’ve even measured

the Reaction time

I don’t mean to be a Bohr

I don’t mean to be mu

But mind your own bismuth

Don’t make me do kung fu

I practice safe six

I don’t want to multiply

I can divide by zero

I just can’t justify

I went to a restaurant

Asked for a periodic table

When there was none

I became a bit unstable

Keep an ion me

I can get a bit crazy

Sometimes my beakers

Get a bit hazy

I have 20/20 division

It’s nothing nu

but on my arm

I have a math tattoo

I went to a store and my total was 90

I walked out because I thought it was complimentary

They put me in jail but I didn’t care

Because at least the walls were sedimentary

Mother functions

Are a pain in the asymptote

If I could get rid of them

They would have my vote

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Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:41:00 -0500

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Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:40:22 -0500

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Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:39:02 -0500

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Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:37:47 -0500

Looking out into the mesmerizing Icelandic fields.

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:33:20 -0500

Looking out into the mesmerizing Icelandic fields.